Whilst in F&M I checked out the fresh fruit and veg section. Its a bit too shmancy for everyday, case in point, the orange dragonfruit. Even if the veg isn't that special, it is awfully shiny.
From the "crisps around the world" file comes these gourmet chips with such run of the mill flavours, including sea salt and somerset cider vinegar, balsamic and of course vegetable chips including parsnip. How very British!